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This is the song Jimmy Buffet
would have written if he had to
hang out at the Dept. of Motor Vehicles
instead of Margaritaville
Nibblin my
finger nail
Time’s movin
like a snail
Some of
these people give me the creeps
Takin some light
breaths
Don’t want a
brain death
Smells like
someone’s guts are beginnin to boil
Chorus:
Wastin away
again inside the DMV
Searchin to
replace a license that’s lost
I’d like to
claim that my husband’s to blame
But I know
it’s nobody’s fault
I don’t know
the reason
Why this
takes a season
Been here
long enough to get a tattoo
Cause
everyone has one
Or is
carrying a hand gun
When I can
leave I haven’t a clue
Chorus:
Wastin away
again inside the DMV
Searchin to
replace a license that’s lost
I like to
claim that my husband’s to blame
Now I think
Yeah, it’s probably
his fault
Wish I’d
worn my flip flops
Hey look,
here come the cops
Bustin in
and arrestin that guy
But he is
resistin
He’s yellin and
twistin
Hey buddy I’ll take your place in that car
Chorus:
Wastin away
again inside the DMV
Searchin to
replace a license that’s lost
I like to
claim that my husband’s to blame
Now I think
Yeah, it’s completely
his fault
10 comments:
Laughing out loud at this one!
=D
Yes I would agree, hanging out at the DMV is not anywhere on my top 100 things to do to entertain myself. Cute twist on that song. LOVE IT.
That is a dandy DMV song. Just don't fall off the stage like Jimmy Buffet did at one of his last concerts. (Did they really arrest a guy?) How exciting! Are you still there? Did you finally get through the line? You couldn't do that on line?
Which DMV are you at? I'll send you a care package. And some shoes for all those naked babies that I know are running around in there with only a diaper on. Ewww, go take a shower.
Hysterical! Seems the DMV is universally horrible in all 50 States! This should go viral!
You know...you can get a replacement license online...I lost mine when it slipped to oblivion between the windshield and dashboard (don't ever put yours on the dashboard!). I got the replacement within a couple of days. Just sayin'.
BIG sympathy from up here where we don't have DMV but ICBC (Insurance Corporation of British Columbia). The same people run it and the same people inhabit it, from the sound of yours! Truly horrible, terrible very bad places to spend more than 10 seconds.
HAHAHA!! You just made my next wait at the DMV so much easier. I'll hum this the whole time.
i think that's a nervous laugh from all of us, cause we know we're going to have to go back there some bad day! It just gives me the heebie-geebies!
OMG! Too too funny.
AZ needs some psychiatric counseling for their DMV survivors. Whay are they so crowded? I don't miss it. I went to the DMV in UT today and got called up before I sat down. Whaaaaat? Yes, really.
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