You're So Vain, You Probably Think This Plate is About You

If you have a car registered in Arizona

you can pay $25.00 extra each year

for a vanity license plate.

The possibilities are limited only by your imagination

or the imagination of someone else who is not a procrastinator like you are.

Larainy's crack research team has done some research in case you are

a.  vain

b.  live in Arizona 

         and

c.  have $25 burning a hole in your pocket because gas prices have plummeted to $3.41 per gallon.

HUMBLE and PROUD are not available

 IAMVAIN and URVAIN are available

GROOVY, COOLMAN and FAROUT are not available

GRODY is available

STUPID and STOOPID are not available

STUEPID and IMDUMB are available

POOPEE, POOP, POOPY and PEEPEE are not available

POOPPEE is available

CUTIE, CUTEY,  and CUTEE are not available

COOTIES is available

BRILYNT is not available

BRYLYNT is available

IMMEAN and URNICE are not available

IMNICE and URMEAN are available

CAUTION and DANGER are not available

SAFDRVR is available

ASLEEP, AWAKE and TIRED are not available

NODOZE is available

LAZYBUM is not available

BUMLAZY is available

LARAINY is available
but the only person who wants it is too cheap to spring for it.

Now get out there and create people.  

I need something to read while I'm tailgating you.