Were you disappointed in the proceeds from
your last fund raising bake sale?
Were you forced to eat 43 lbs. of stale brownies
because you were too cheap to throw them away?
your last fund raising bake sale?
Were you forced to eat 43 lbs. of stale brownies
because you were too cheap to throw them away?
Was the profit not worth the aggravation?
You silly goose! You forgot this essential element...
LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION
The next time you need to raise some serious cash, find out where
is holding auditions.
There you will be a line winding around the block filled with super sized hopefuls
who need to weigh as much as possible for the tryout.
Try have heavy baked goods on hand. Forget cream puffs, lay in some heavy slabs of pie.
Don't leave too early. The Biggest Loser losers will pass by your sale again,
crying their eyes out and in need of
comfort food when they don't make the cut.
You can't lose!
There you will be a line winding around the block filled with super sized hopefuls
who need to weigh as much as possible for the tryout.
Try have heavy baked goods on hand. Forget cream puffs, lay in some heavy slabs of pie.
Don't leave too early. The Biggest Loser losers will pass by your sale again,
crying their eyes out and in need of
comfort food when they don't make the cut.
You can't lose!
Larainy, before and after
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