Even if you live in a van down by the river,
you probably know who this little girl is.
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Here name is Alana, but she is world famous as
"Honey Boo Boo Child"
because you don't get your own show when you're named Alana.
She first entered the public eye when she appeared on "Toddlers and Tiaras" as one of a myriad of little girls disguised as 70's era trollops.
Honey Boo Boo and her family are working overtime
to demonstrate how very real they are
by cultivating and displaying
every natural bodily function to it's full effect.
If there is an Emmy for gassiness,
Honey Boo Boo has it made.
"Honey Boo Boo Child"
because you don't get your own show when you're named Alana.
She first entered the public eye when she appeared on "Toddlers and Tiaras" as one of a myriad of little girls disguised as 70's era trollops.
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| image found here |
to demonstrate how very real they are
by cultivating and displaying
every natural bodily function to it's full effect.
If there is an Emmy for gassiness,
Honey Boo Boo has it made.
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| image found here |
H.B.B.'s mother is an enigma wrapped in flesh,
a coupon cutting, belching oxymoron of torpor and ambition.
And she is a star.
Watching Honey Boo Boo and her family party in their yard next to the train tracks on their homemade slip and slide made out of garbage bags has a strangely cheering affect on all of us. After an hour of Honey Boo Boo, watching Jersey Shore and Hollywood Housewives feels like watching Masterpiece Theater.
The more pathetic the behavior of those we are watching,
the better we feel about ourselves.
It's pride porn
and it's addictive (burp)
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