You know how much I hate to brag, but there are times when it is simply un-American to withhold news of national interest. Today I received the following e-mail.You (or current resident)
Are coredeely invited too
The White House Xmas Ball
Where: Pensilvania Avenoo, WA DC
When: 12/27/09
Formil dress required
RSVP by sending $35.00 to:
Vern Peavley
Utility Closet “B”
Union Station Basement, WA DC 20051
Can you even believe it? I looked at my calendar and after I moved the appointment with my carpet cleaner (never let the dog sneak in and drink all the leftover turkey gravy), guess what? Yup, the check is in the mail and I am going to the party!
I was totally panicked about what to wear until I found this little beauty.
Style and patriotism combine in a fusion that will move many to tears. Am I right?
I have decided to travel by balloon, since this will tend to attact some media attention and there is plenty of room to land on the White House Lawn.
I know I am dreaming out loud here, but I can just see myself swishing through the door in my beautiful gown, accepting a flute of Martinelli's finest from Joe Biden...
and then wandering into the library and cozying up to the fire while discussing whether the Twilight series is discriminatory to ugly vampires with Michelle.
The next week, when I am interviewed by Matt Lauer on the Today show about whether I had a good time or not, he will arm wrestle Tom Cruise for the right to escort me to a the New Year's Party at Johnny Depp's house. 
Ahhhh, life is good.
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