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Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Bury Me Not

Today I am participating in the “Let’s Talk Blogfest.”
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Eavesdropping at the Funeral Home




Evelyn: Oh my, Mimi looks wonderful doesn’t she?

Velma: Goodness yes, she looks so natural, better than she has in years.

Evelyn:  Ten years younger.


Velma:  At least.


Evelyn: Is she still wearing her…


Velma: I can’t really tell from this angle, it’s hidden by her…


Evelyn: Take a step this way, now can you…


Velma: Yes, she’s still got it on.


Evelyn: Well, that is a shame.


Velma: It certainly is.


Evelyn: It’s not like she needs it any more.


Velma: Doesn’t need it at all.


Evelyn: Just throwing away good money.


Velma: It's just foolish.


Evelyn: You wouldn’t catch me wearing one.

Velma: Not with a brand new set of sassy bosoms.


Evelyn: Don’t need it.


Velma: A complete waste of a good bra.


Evelyn: Amen.