McCranky over McToys

 

McDonald's happy meals are making some people very cranky.  Those insidious happy meal toys are luring children into plumpness by the boatload.  The healthy folks of Santa Clara, CA have lead by example banning:

• happy meal toys
• ranch dressing as a beverage
• spandex (corpulence should not be comfortable)

The spirit of scientific research lead me into the neighborhood to find out what the average american thinks about this vital issue.

 "There's nothing wrong with a good toy.  Personally, dressing like one has improved my social life by 58%."

"Ban the stinkin' toys.  Playing with toys 

wastes valuable eating time."

 "If you take away my happy toys my head will

spin around in circles and I will haunt 

you for the rest of your pathetic life."

 "I could use a good happy meal right about now."

"Yodel aye ee hoo!"

"I've eaten plenty of happy meals and I'm still not happy.
Leave me alone."