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Showing posts with label kids in mullets. Show all posts

Sunday, April 18, 2010

The Haircut of Low Expectations



The sight of a boy,
 hair carved in a mullet
has the effect 
of a rock in my gullet.

When mommy and daddy
gave him a tail
they'd might as well said
"Go directly to jail

Do not pass eighth grade
Do not collect learnin'
cause minimum wage
is all you'll be earnin'"