Okay campers, I dug through the internet and found
some luscious gowns to make fun of analyze with a fashion sensitive eye
Sharon Stone has finally turned the corner and has become the creepy lady who has a mysterious attic and overgrown yard full of creatures who come out in the moonlight and slink around the neighborhood eating the dog food you put out for your normal pet. When her nocturnal pets die she skins them, tans their hides and wears them on her shoulder to important events.
Melissa Leo thought that no one would take her seriously wearing the doily her grandma crocheted, so she dropped an F-bomb giving her acceptance speech. Grandma was embarrassed.
Seriously Hugh, give the little woman the night off and let her leave her feather dusters at home.
Russell Brand looks like Rasputin in anything he wears.
I bet Katy Perry sleeps with pepper spray under her pillow.
A perfect demonstration of a seamstress suffering from
severe vertigo and determination to use up 45 yards of ugly nylon net
When a black swan fights with a black swan - nobody wins
I think it is really heartless when everyone makes you carry all the handbags
just so they can give Mark Wahlberg unencumbered hugs
photos found here






