If today is your birthday...
You were born three days before Michael Jackson, but should refrain from doing the moonwalk again at your next high school class reunion
You like your chocolate dark but are not averse to consuming it during daylight hours
You have a secret crush on Alex Trebek
You were too uncoordinated to make the junior high basketball team, and were demoted to "statistician", which means that
"statistically" you are a card carrying nerd
Your favorite movie is "What About Bob" because Bob Wiley proves that someone else is crazier than you
Your fondest hope to have a slumber party in the Lincoln bedroom, drinking diet Coke and eating white cheddar popcorn while watching "What About Bob" on the Yankee 50" flat screen will not be realized
You might get rich this year, but you will probably have to settle for claiming the dollar bill you will find in the lint trap of your dryer
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