Time to crawl into Laraine’s ear canal, burrow through the earwax and paddle around the cerebral fluid in her cranium in a little canoe while collecting her wispy little wonderings with a butterfly net.
Who would be a better babysitter?
The Mad Hatter
Or
Jack Sparrow?
Is American Idol
making
Americans idle?
How many times a day does
Rahm Emanuel tell Obama
"You are sooooo good looking”?
Is the opposition organization to “Locks of Love”
“Locks of Hate”?
And can I offer them a two pound donation
that I fished out of my bathtub drain with a crochet hook?
Is it ever too early to learn the lesson that life isn’t fair?
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5 comments:
Oh my gosh! This is freaking hilarious! I hope that's what you were going for... I love the Obama one. And I'd totally pick Sparrow over the Mad Hatter. I mean, really. :)
Sparrow over Mad Hatter. Hands down.
=)
I think you're onto something with "Locks of Hate."
When you think about it, it's the darker (and, let's face it, "curlier") side of this business.
Maybe it should be "Clumps of Hate."
I'm still trying to decide which sister thinks life is unfair, the one with w real puppy or the one that is cute?
This one could go either way, Laraine.
But I'm in the Sparrow camp. As long as the drunk stays at home, they'd be way safer.
I will now found Locks of Hate. You are welcome to be VP. Or VPCEO. Or however that works
P.s. Oh and definitely Jack Sparrow. If you paid him enough, he'd perform.
I love your blog :)
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