HURRY HARRY, HURRY

Invisibility cloak to the dry cleaner?  Check
Hand carved wand that chose me revarnished?  Check
Sleeping pills to get me through til July 17th?  Check

Don't accuse me of being obsessed or I'll cast a spell on you that will make you allergic to pumpkin juice and turn your house elf into Rod Blagojevitch.  Besides, I'm not the only one in America that has been Potterized past all recognition.

Rodney is legally blind but refuses to join the rest of the Crumble family 
in wearing coordinating corrective eyewear because 
if he can't have Harry Potter spectacles 
he would rather get a seeing eye owl.

When he turned 18, Wesley added an "a" to his name and dyed his hair red, 
but his posse still refuses to call him Weasley.

When Parminda puts herself into a self-induced trance 
she inhabits an alternate reality as a large animal veterinarian 
with a specialty in dragons

Everyone said she was throwing her life away, 
but Juanita couldn't help but fall in love with Cornelius Grizzle 
when he revealed he was a closet warlock

Cedric was only 3 years old when Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone first came out, 
but thanks to Uncle Ellrod he has been fully immersed in the family wizarding ways 
and can charm the ladies with a slight lifting of a well groomed eyebrow.

Delmont taught himself to tan the skins of small animals and sew his own clothing.  
He believes that in his own small way he is following Dumbledore's wise injunction that 
 "When life hands you roadkill, make a shirt"

Larlene raised $139.79 in her 4th of July Death Eater Danceathon 
and plans to donate everything except the 79 cents to the American Cancer Society.  
(She bought a slurpee because she was dehydrated)

Nedra has worn black gloves ever since a drunk tattoo artist 
misspelled Hagrid's name when inking "Hagrud's a Hottie" around both wrists.  
Adding insult to injury, the accompanying dragon looks more like the Geico gecko.

Sharlexa rescued her dog from the Humane Society because initially 
she thought that Cutie Pie spoke Parseltongue, but it turned out to be just a regular bark. 

In spite of extensive modification, including turbo boosters that run on jet fuel, 

Cleavon has been unable to modify his roadbike into an airbike; 

with the exception of that one time when he was drunk and rode it off a bridge.

Inspired by Professor Lockhart, Arnold has dedicated his life 

to beauty over brains and form over function.  

He is confident that someday it is all going to come together 

and he will be able to move out of his mother's basement.

The Sizemores have taught little Frederick that even though he is adopted, and not a true Muggle, 

that he can still support his adopted country at least once a year.

Every member of the Hay Hollow Book Club was electrified the first time they read Harry Potter 

and they have never quite recovered.  

Beautiful photos all found  here