Believe me, all is not as it seems.
Under the comforter, the fuzzy blanket, the crisp white 500,000 count cotton sheets, the memory foam, and the mattress cover, something has happened. A geological transformation has occurred and our 3 year-old pillow top mattress has developed a ridge akin to the Rocky Mountains.
Scaling this imposing height is daunting at the end of a long day. I weakly wave a tired hand, blinking a flashlight on and off to say goodnight and sometimes I can hear a faint echo from the hollow over yonder.
Does Victoria's Secret make rappelling gear?
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I've never seen it advertised, but the last time I was in there with my daughter they had some, errrr, lingerie that had enough wire, elastic and important looking bits that it could, quite possible been just what you're looking for. I'm sure they had tiny hot-pink climbing caribiners.
I don't know what to suggest - but you have a lovely colour combination there!
A wall of foam between you? I will trade you mattresses if you could promise me that the lump carries sound proofing properties. The snoring is killing me!
In the winter, Mt. Mattress would be a problem, but in the summer, I have actually wished for something similar. Actually, I wished for an electric fence but since I sometimes cross the line too, a mountain range would be much better. Why? It's hot enough with summer heat and hot flashes without having someone else's body heat radiating over to me.
My last matress did the same thing! It was a King size and it turned out to be the box springs. Guess all those commericals about the importance of a good box spring are true....
If you've used your mattress for 8 years it doubles its weight due to dust mites and other disgusting substances that slough off your sleeping bodies. I suggest a new mattress (and box springs.) That's all I know.
My mattress is like that too, I have to sleep just right so I don't roll down the hill and onto the floor! It's so uncomfortable. Why us!
Well that's the scenario in my master bedroom as well. Happy trough sleeping to you too!
It's a natural phenomenon, and I think the only way to resolve it is to rotate the mattress, or flip it, or something. But wait - it's a pillowtop? Hmmmm... I think you're stuck.
I'd say it's time for a call to your good ole brother. Under 10 years and they'll come in and measure the divots and if they're deep enough - you get a new mattress for FREE. That is if you bought from your good ole brother in the first place!
---that is really screwed up :) Last time I saw that mountain in my bed, it was our big fat Tom Cat hiding! xx
Isn't that annoying when beds do that?
We've now had our tempurpedic for over ten years, with nary a mountain nor a gully.
=)
LOL Our bed slopes from end to end, so we end up smooshed together in the central valley. One of these days we're gonna spring for a good mattress.
Just visiting from Jan's Journey. You have quite a predicament there with your bed, but I must say it was described with much hilarity.
I'll be back.
I can totally relate....my once "sleeping on a cloud" luxurious pillow top is over 7 years old. :) But...it still feels good after sleeping away from home at times.
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