I have had a flood of emails, voice messages and texts from faithful Larainy readers wondering what in the whole wide world I would like for Christmas this year. Okay, so that isn't really true but some of you just might be needing a gentle nudge in the right direction.
Since I am incapable of gentle nudges, I am hereby declaring what I DON'T want for Christmas.
Since I am incapable of gentle nudges, I am hereby declaring what I DON'T want for Christmas.
Precious fiveheads (a size larger than foreheads)
preserved in porcelain
Another bacon ornament
Anything by Thomas Kinkade: Painter of Trite
(Did you know that when Thomas died
and went to heaven he was disappointed?)
Eau de Sea Turtle Parfum
Eyebrow extensions
This weeks Groupon deals, including
86% off colon hydrotherapy
But...
if you can get your hands on this little beauty,
you will be my friend for life.
Nothing brings Christmas cheer like
Lorne Greene crooning "Merry Christmas Neighbor"
in a leather vest and cowboy hat
Ahhhhh! I love the smell of the Ponderosa in winter!
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11 comments:
"Painter of Trite"! I love it!
OOPS! Looks like I need to make some returns, hopefully the lines won't be too long. Would a velvet painting of Elvis suffice?
Are you sure that Thomas Kincaid actually went to heaven? (There I go judging again. I'm bad at that.)You, my friend, are a bit nutty, but I do like you a lot.
Since bacon is out, how about a pickle for the tree?
OK this post was so funny I lost my comment LOL!
Robyn
Ahhh...I love the smell of the Ponderosa anytime! Hubby and I even visited during our honeymoon in Tahoe. :) Your take on TK is hilarious. And probably true!
Thomas Kincaid? Was I the only one in the world who didn't like his paintings? Weren't they just a tad too much? Maybe he went south. (hopehope)
I'm a badddd girl.
I'll take one of each of those too...with a side of bacon.
No eyebrow extensions?...even if they come with a jar of bacon grease eyebrow fixative???
I like Kinkade but I HATE THOSE ORNAMENTAL CHILDREN. It is enough to have to clean up the dust my actual living child makes without having to clean those dust-magnet-THINGS. I especially hate the mini bride/groom ones, they are CHILDREN.
These are some excellent things NOT to want.
;)
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