I have had a flood of emails, voice messages and texts from faithful Larainy readers wondering what in the whole wide world I would like for Christmas this year. Okay, so that isn't really true but some of you just might be needing a gentle nudge in the right direction.
Since I am incapable of gentle nudges, I am hereby declaring what I DON'T want for Christmas.
Since I am incapable of gentle nudges, I am hereby declaring what I DON'T want for Christmas.
Precious fiveheads (a size larger than foreheads)
preserved in porcelain
Another bacon ornament
Anything by Thomas Kinkade: Painter of Trite
(Did you know that when Thomas died
and went to heaven he was disappointed?)
Eau de Sea Turtle Parfum
Eyebrow extensions
This weeks Groupon deals, including
86% off colon hydrotherapy
But...
if you can get your hands on this little beauty,
you will be my friend for life.
Nothing brings Christmas cheer like
Lorne Greene crooning "Merry Christmas Neighbor"
in a leather vest and cowboy hat
Ahhhhh! I love the smell of the Ponderosa in winter!
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