Can there be anything more culturally uplifting
than combining American song lyrics
with the venerable Japanese poetry form...
Haiku?
(which is a onomatopoeia. in the Japanese language for "sneeze"
If I could save time
In a bottle it might smell
like mildewed gym socks
Imagine there’s no
heaven and pretty soon you’re
heading straight to hell
I’m leavin on a
jet plane and only get a
tiny bag of pretzels
Papa was a rollin’ stone
‘til pounded into gravel
by our big mama
The long and winding
road often makes me throw up
out the car window
I’ve seen fire and I’ve
seen rain and I’m probably
not gettin s’mores
You can’t always get
what you want especially
if you have no cash
Ooo ooo witchy woman you
Wear a hairnet at the school
cafeteria
Desperado, why
don’t you come to your senses
And take the plea deal?
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