Yevgeny Plushenko reacts to the news of his loss to American, Evan Lysacek.
In retribution, he casts a spell on the other American figure skater, Johnny Weir, turning him into a girl.
Despite advice from 9 out of 10 hairstylists polled, Plushenko refuses to get a new hairdo-- one that does not include a mullet and bangs that point like a neon arrow at his least attractive feature.