I gave up on my old Oster Blender because I had to play the buttons like piano keys to get it to stop blending. I don't play the piano, so my lack of talent resulted in a bevy of blended blobs all over my kitchen.
create a green smoothie powerful enough to help me bench press 200 lbs. and give me 20/20 eyesight with night vision capabilities.
It has changed my life.
As promised, this mini wood chipper has the ability to grind up a small mammal without deboning.
I started out by blending up breakfast shakes, and then progressed to lunch smoothies and now we are pretty much drinking all our meals.
Husband: Hey, what do you have in mind for dinner tonight?
Me: I thought we would have steaks.
Husband (brightening) With baked potatoes?
Me: Mmmm hmmm. And green beans.
Husband: That sounds so good, I was really getting tired of smoothies.
Me: Not so fast sweetie, (pouring a thick brown amalgam into a quart mason jar). I call this the "Bottomless Black Angus" and you're going to need a fat straw.
I still can't see in the dark,
but give me a week or two.