Thursday, March 21, 2013

Smash or Splash... That is the Question

You poor little darlings.  
Did you set your DVR to record

and end up with
???

TV-land is tough to navigate 
when this season alone
you have to choose between...

  • SPLASH!  A flock of jobless celebrities are trained by   jobless and aging Olympian Greg Louganis to see who can do the biggest belly flop wearing the most inappropriate diving costume ever.  Think Louie Anderson in a Speedo
  • SMASH  The cutthroat world of Broadway where something ludicrous happens every second and everybody sings about it at the top of their lungs with their heads thrown back til their necks crack
  • HASH Competition heats up in a diner in West Virginia where 8 toothless hopefuls vie to create a champion hash using only ingredients from the dumpsters in back of Piggly Wiggly
  • GNASH  Documentary filmmaker Lars Leukensnout films a young boy named Toby night after night to show the devastating effects of teeth grinding.
  • HEAT RASH Competition heats up as the football teams of Arizona State University and University of Arizona practice through the summer heat to prove who is the itchiest
  • HOT FLASH Ladies in Purple Hats with red feathers go to lunch and fan themselves with laminated menus
  • STASH  A fascinating look into the life of of pack rat in the high Arizona desert juxtaposed with a revealing look under the mattresses of high school sophomores in Beverly Hills, CA
...and coming next season
TRAILER TRASH
SOUTH MASH
FORTY YARD DASH 
MUSTACHE
 

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