Campaign Brain Drain

  I am crying bitter tears that midterm elections are only two weeks away.  There is nothing I like more than campaign commercial accusations about the other guy.

 It is a little known fact that they are all produced by a nonthink tank of ten year olds on sabbatical from fifth grade who sit around in beanbag chairs drinking chocolate milk, eating Doritos and coming up with zingers like these.





Did you know that...

• fill in the blank has turned his back on the Mother that paid for his law school by scrubbing floors and selling her own blood?

Did you know that...

• The Society of Paranormal Parents has rated fill in the blank as the number one enemy to extrasensory education in America?

 Did you know that...

• fill in the blank once owned a muskrat farm run by an undocumented Wiccan woman and that fill in the blank continues to make  obscene profits from muskrat pelts, all of which are processed overseas?

  


Did you know that...

• fill in the blank was a bedwetter until ninth grade and yet has voted NINE TIMES against funding for enuresis research and EPTSD (enuretic post traumatic stress disorder)?

 
Did you know that...

•  fill in the blank has a documented addiction to Bingo and the Bingo-wings to prove it?

Oh well, after November we'll always have C-Span