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Showing posts with label Christmas Books. Show all posts

Monday, December 13, 2010

Classic Christmas Titles



Editor's slush piles get even slushier at Christmas time, but I can't figure out why the following titles were allowed to melt into oblivion.


 Sarah Palin's Holiday Cooking: 
From Baked Alaska to Moose Mince Pie


How Rhinoplasty Changed My Life
By Rudolph the R.N.R.


The Santa Lifestyle Diet: 
364 Days of Indulgence Burned Off in One Long Night


Free At Last: My Escape From the North Pole
By Elvin Small 


Yes Virginia, There is A Payoff Clause In Your Credit Card Contract


Santa, The Easter Bunny & Social Security: 
Lies My Mother Told Me


No More White Christmas: The Dandruff Cure


Do You Hear What I Hear?
 Earwax Free and Loving It



Bourbon Balls: Memoir of a Fat Alcoholic