Monday, December 13, 2010

Classic Christmas Titles



Editor's slush piles get even slushier at Christmas time, but I can't figure out why the following titles were allowed to melt into oblivion.


 Sarah Palin's Holiday Cooking: 
From Baked Alaska to Moose Mince Pie


How Rhinoplasty Changed My Life
By Rudolph the R.N.R.


The Santa Lifestyle Diet: 
364 Days of Indulgence Burned Off in One Long Night


Free At Last: My Escape From the North Pole
By Elvin Small 


Yes Virginia, There is A Payoff Clause In Your Credit Card Contract


Santa, The Easter Bunny & Social Security: 
Lies My Mother Told Me


No More White Christmas: The Dandruff Cure


Do You Hear What I Hear?
 Earwax Free and Loving It



Bourbon Balls: Memoir of a Fat Alcoholic











7 comments:

Julie Harward said...

Oh my friend, your mind works in such a clever way! These are so funny, I can't even pick a favorite, they are all too funny! Thanks! Come say hi :D

Jessie McCandless said...

>>Santa, The Easter Bunny & Social Security: Lies My Mother Told Me<<

Funny, true, and sad all at the same time!

Sue said...

Okay, tell me your secret. How are you so darned funny?!

=D

Lisa Ricard Claro said...

HaHa...you crack me up. Always know I'll smile when I visit here. Belly laughs today...thanks!

karen said...

Oh Laraine, I HAVE missed you this past week!

Demitria said...

Hi, I'm a new follower...these are all very funny. I love the Sarah Palin one!

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LKP said...

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!