Editor's slush piles get even slushier at Christmas time, but I can't figure out why the following titles were allowed to melt into oblivion.
Sarah Palin's Holiday Cooking:
From Baked Alaska to Moose Mince Pie
How Rhinoplasty Changed My Life
By Rudolph the R.N.R.
The Santa Lifestyle Diet:
364 Days of Indulgence Burned Off in One Long Night
Free At Last: My Escape From the North Pole
By Elvin Small
Yes Virginia, There is A Payoff Clause In Your Credit Card Contract
Santa, The Easter Bunny & Social Security:
Lies My Mother Told Me
No More White Christmas: The Dandruff Cure
Do You Hear What I Hear?
Earwax Free and Loving It
Bourbon Balls: Memoir of a Fat Alcoholic