Monday, December 13, 2010

Classic Christmas Titles

Editor's slush piles get even slushier at Christmas time, but I can't figure out why the following titles were allowed to melt into oblivion.

 Sarah Palin's Holiday Cooking: 
From Baked Alaska to Moose Mince Pie

How Rhinoplasty Changed My Life
By Rudolph the R.N.R.

The Santa Lifestyle Diet: 
364 Days of Indulgence Burned Off in One Long Night

Free At Last: My Escape From the North Pole
By Elvin Small 

Yes Virginia, There is A Payoff Clause In Your Credit Card Contract

Santa, The Easter Bunny & Social Security: 
Lies My Mother Told Me

No More White Christmas: The Dandruff Cure

Do You Hear What I Hear?
 Earwax Free and Loving It

Bourbon Balls: Memoir of a Fat Alcoholic


Julie Harward said...

Oh my friend, your mind works in such a clever way! These are so funny, I can't even pick a favorite, they are all too funny! Thanks! Come say hi :D

Jessie McCandless said...

>>Santa, The Easter Bunny & Social Security: Lies My Mother Told Me<<

Funny, true, and sad all at the same time!

Sue said...

Okay, tell me your secret. How are you so darned funny?!


Lisa Ricard Claro said... crack me up. Always know I'll smile when I visit here. Belly laughs today...thanks!

karen said...

Oh Laraine, I HAVE missed you this past week!

Demitria said...

Hi, I'm a new follower...these are all very funny. I love the Sarah Palin one!

LKP said...