BUT
I had to make an exception when I discovered this product.
With the use of my uncanny ability to read your mind I sense the question trembling on your winter-chapped lips...
What is so great about this deodorant?
Dear reader, look closely and you will note that this special deodorant carries an ironclad promise of
FRESH OXYGEN
right there on the label. Do you realize what this means? If you apply a generous layer each morning, you have essentially turned each of your formerly useless underarms into a twin pair of lifesaving devices!
FRESH OXYGEN
right there on the label. Do you realize what this means? If you apply a generous layer each morning, you have essentially turned each of your formerly useless underarms into a twin pair of lifesaving devices!
Of course the first step to help an unresponsive victim
would be chest compressions which I am demonstrating here with my sweet little friend "ResusiAnnie"
At this point ResusiAnnie is obviously not responding!!!
Immediately I proceed to step two. ResusiAnnie is positioned in the sheltering arch of my underarm that has been previously treated with a layer of FRESH OXYGEN
But don't give up!
Because nothing is going to make your day like saving a life with your FRESHLY OXYGENATED armpit. Just look at the pink cheeks and happy smile on this grateful little gal. She is probably grow up and name her first child after me.
18 comments:
I really laughed out loud when I read this post!! Great way to start a day, laughing. I hope you don't mind but I am going to follow your blog. PS, I saw you won Holly's contest. Good for you!!
Awesome!
I had CPR training for NOTHING?! Sweet.
Thank you for the birthday wish!
You are so funny ... I laughed out loud too! The worried expression on your face as you try to help the baby is priceless. Happy New Year!
Kathy
OK - you are hilarious. Thanks for sending a smile my way - made my day in cold (((windy))) Canada!!
Your armpits were totally heroic that day.
Sis. Eddington, this is one of the many reasons I love you.
Bahahaha awesome!
i love it when i find new uses for my body parts! great pictures to demonstrate your fabulous new product!
lol ftw
Now laughing my ass off. Who knew deodorant could save a plastic baby's life?
May your armpits be blessed many times over for their heroic efforts!
;)
Congratulations on winning Holly's CSN give-away. I am glad I stopped by your blog for a great laugh!
You just may be the biggest dork I know, well, after me. Love the facial expressions.
I was going to do a CPR refresher course before baby comes but now? Forget about it! I just need to run to the store and get some new deo!!! You are a lifesaver! In more ways than one!
I think you have me over the legal limit for laughter on this one. Don't worry, I'll just get my own Fresh Oxygen, no need to come over.
i so very much needed this today, as i awoke with a sick taste in my mouth, a sore throat, and hardly a voice! thank you. :)
It will come in handy on the airplane if the cabin pressure drops. I can jam the kids into my armpits and THEN place on my mask.
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