Why can't I decide between Costco and Sam's Club?
Geez Louise, why am I paying for the privilege of being in two "clubs" that only want me for my money? It's because I'm afraid of missing out on something, that's why.
Sam's Club has Slim-fast
Costco has dried mango
Sam's Club has an old guy that sings about his samples
Costco has triple chocolate cake
HOWEVER, recently I discovered something that just might tip the scale for frazzled parents shopping with children.
In the Sam's Club bathroom, inside the biggest stall is a daycare center in the form of a holding device for your squirming, begging, whining little bundle of joy.
When little Sophia/Ethan is securely strapped into this "shopping facilitator" and handed the four lb. box of these
You can lock the stall door, crawl under it and shop undisturbed for approximately 45 minutes. (Don't forget the 12 pack of 12 lb. muffins.)
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