Smell Like a General in Private

The U.S. news is a daily deluge of details about General David Petraeus' affair and General John Allen's scandalous, voluminous flirty emails with a Washington D.C. "socialite".  In case you don't hang around with rich folk, let me explain that a "socialite" is a woman who  -

• socializes at parties and only drinks "lite" beverages so as to maintain an  acceptable "socialite" weight of under 120 lbs 
• has legs and armpits completely deforested by lasers
• requires a $1000 gown to attend a charity event raising money for naked children in third world countries

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Now, as you can see, Petraeus is okay, but he is hardly the sort of Hunky Hank that would cause you to crash your shopping cart into a tower of tomato soup cans or stare without blinking until your eyelids are dried open.  In fact, the guys seems rather ordinary except for all those colorful barrettes on his uniform.

Always one to take advantage of a trend,

and

just in time for holiday shopping, 

 may I introduce 

Larainy's new fragrance

Betray-us

For times when you want to smell

like a General in Private

 

Betray-us is an earthy fragrance,

combining a bass note of old army rifle

with the subtle tinge of an Afghan poppy

and the pheromones of a sweaty uniform

overladen with the nostalgic waft of gunpowder residue

and a hint of cinnamon

No woman can resist it.

Just ask these two

Coming soon...camouflage pajamas!