Time to crawl into Laraine’s ear canal, burrow through the earwax and paddle around the cerebral fluid in her cranium in a little canoe while collecting her wispy little wonderings with a butterfly net.
Who would be a better babysitter?
The Mad Hatter
Or
Jack Sparrow?
Is American Idol
making
Americans idle?
How many times a day does
Rahm Emanuel tell Obama
"You are sooooo good looking”?
Is the opposition organization to “Locks of Love”
“Locks of Hate”?
And can I offer them a two pound donation
that I fished out of my bathtub drain with a crochet hook?
Is it ever too early to learn the lesson that life isn’t fair?
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