Corinn was horrified. "Mom! I better never see you dancing like that."
"What are you talking about. Watch this, I can..." This is the point where my daughter ran away screaming and locked herself in her bedroom.
Madonna did choose some wardrobe elements that I quite admired.
- Fabulous thigh-high support boots that minimize jiggle.
- Upper arm constrictors to contain those pesky "bingo wings"
- Striking gold helmet that fashionably disguises blue tooth receiver for convenient hands free cell phone use while driving
Madonna also wisely chose to hang out with these lads
who made her look intelligent by contrast
And wearing Cee Lo Green as an accessory
made her look at least 20 lbs. lighter
But my proudest moment was when she took a little tumble off the bleachers
in solidarity with her fellow AARP members.
She took two Advil, popped right back up
and went on with the show.
The sinewy siren is old enough to be Eli Manning's mother, but I bet he's glad she isn't.
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