Corinn was horrified. "Mom! I better never see you dancing like that."
"What are you talking about. Watch this, I can..." This is the point where my daughter ran away screaming and locked herself in her bedroom.
Madonna did choose some wardrobe elements that I quite admired.
- Fabulous thigh-high support boots that minimize jiggle.
- Upper arm constrictors to contain those pesky "bingo wings"
- Striking gold helmet that fashionably disguises blue tooth receiver for convenient hands free cell phone use while driving
Madonna also wisely chose to hang out with these lads
who made her look intelligent by contrast
And wearing Cee Lo Green as an accessory
made her look at least 20 lbs. lighter
But my proudest moment was when she took a little tumble off the bleachers
in solidarity with her fellow AARP members.
She took two Advil, popped right back up
and went on with the show.
The sinewy siren is old enough to be Eli Manning's mother, but I bet he's glad she isn't.
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I kept wondering how much that thing on her head must have weighed.
Wish I looked half as good (or worked out 1/100th as much).
=)
I kept thinking that it's so unfair that I work out and can't have her body. But then I don't have the chef or the drugs so I'm never gonna get there.
I thought she did well but I thought her movements were awkward. Like her boots were too high...
Now I understand--those were support boots. I was wondering. Though my jiggle would have hung over the top. Rick and I argued over her age. I didn't think she was THAT old. (I am 10 years older almost to the day, I found out by looking up Madonna b-day.) OK. You young'ns do good. I think you should dance for us next get together.
You nailed it! I thought she moved quite slow, perhaps she forgot to take her Geritol before the performance. My 8 year old grandson asked "who is that" when she started her performance. He wasn't impressed and neither was I.
I enjoyed the show, but I thought the same thing you did ... dang, that chick is as old as I am!
Actually, watching LMAFO singing the Party Rock Anthem with Madonna was my favorite part, lol.
Besides the World Peace at the end.
Wow, was the SuperBowl last night? Somehow I missed it. Let me know when you want to get together to work on a routine for Jo.
The hubby and I were watching the show, and he admired the obvious while I was in awe that her knees still had that much spring in them.
I've incorporated some of the more energetic moves in my Jazzercize routine.
Let's hear it for the Shameless Goddess of Self-Promotion. She lost me during the chanting of Madonna-Madonna. Gag.
Support Boots? You all don't have them yet? They're the greatest! They go with my support nylons, support underwear, support boobs....and even my support pajama jeans. I'm wearing it all to our next luncheon!
I know she is in shape but does she ever get to eat sugar?
This, my friend, is where we can feel sorry for her - Hee hee
I actually thought she did an awesome job. But I have to admit, when she bobbled the step on the bleachers I was afraid she was going to fall. That would have been bad, but I guess I was happy that even Madonna can bobble.
I admire that she is so fit at that age, but I can honestly say that I do not want to be that fit when I reach that age.
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