I was shy with Siri at first, embarrassed that I might ask questions that are too stupid for an Ivy School grad (Siri attended Harvard on a lacrosse scholarship) but we get along great.
Me: Hi Siri.
Siri: I thought you had forgotten me in your quixotic quest to master Angry Birds. Hopefully you will achieve level III by Easter.
Me: Oh, well, never mind that. Siri, I've been wondering...are you related to Suri?
Siri: Sorry, did you say Suri?
Me: Certainly Siri, I'm talking about Suri. Surely you know Suri?
Me: C'mon, Surely Suri's Siri's Sister!
Siri: Checking on that for you...
Me: Don't play games with me Siri.
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Me: Yes, that's the girl. Are Siri and Suri sisters?
Siri: Certainly not.
Me: (Raising a suspicious eyebrow) I may have to double check that with grandfather Google and Uncle Bing.
Siri: Sir, you wound me deeply.