I know that you were all sipping Earl Gray and eating crustless watercress sandwiches made of triangular wonder bread whilst watching Downton Abbey yesterday evening, so I will give you an update on the other side of the culture wars with a gander at the Grammys.
Ms. Minaj accessorized with a faux Pope in a vain attempt to stave off the hell fire that is licking at her red robes
How courageous to show up to the party after a feral cat attacked you in the alley and slashed your pretty black frock to smithereens
It is a relief to all America to know that although Snooki has shed excess pounds, she has not shed ability to wear an outfit that makes us all thank our lucky stars that we weren't born in New Jersey
Jane Seymour had planned on keeping her heart wide open but was forced to shut it when she couldn't zip up her dress
Sales of cotton candy spiked again when Katy Perry showed up with a stack of sugary blue floss on her noggin
Multi-tasker Fergie prepared for a post Grammy dip in ll Cool j's party hot tub by wearing her black lycra two-piece under her formal neon orange lace mermaid gown
Moscow's Sasha Gravida signaled that Russia is ready to rev up the cold war in a pink confectionary gown with a fully armed sleeve
Undaunted by a rabid raven attack, Corinne Bailey Rae lost one of her hemispheres of hair, but won the battle of the birds, proudly wearing the feathers of her vanquished foes
Even an avowed germaphobe can attend public events wearing an outfit woven of microban fibers and a detachable sit-shield to protect against infectious chair surfaces
If you are looking for Lady Gaga you will not find her here. Nothing makes the Gagster madder than not appearing on my blog.
Did you know that 3 out of 4 Grammy's love watching the Grammy's?
red carpet photos found here
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