- All Natural and Organic meals and snacks
- On site Organic garden
- GreenGuard indoor air quality certified furniture
- Filtered water from every faucet
- Organic cotton for all sleep surfaces
- All natural cleaning products
- VOC-free paint throughout building
- Recycled products in classrooms and administration
- Family owned and operated
But what it doesn't tell you:
- Unpotty trained toddlers are required to wear diapers made of hemp (to be handwoven by parents) lined with peat moss
- Required footwear is limited to moccasins tanned from roadkill rabbits or hemp sandals
- Children will weave fans out of palm fronds during crafts time to provide manual circulation of air as a natural school contains no air conditioning
- Any Twinkies found in a lunch bag will be confiscated and replaced with raisins and a stern organic lecture
- Parents are required to sign waiver indemnifying academy against trauma suffered by children who suffer nightmares due to exposure to excessively natural and hirsute legs of female staff
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- All children will be required to dress as Al Gore for the Halloween Harvest Festival costume party
- Parents dropping off children must participate in earth friendly conveyances, i.e.
a. walking
b. riding an organic donkey
c. riding a bike
d. riding the bus
e. driving a Prius or biodiesel fueled vehicle
Natural Choice Academy
Where earth day lasts all year!
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