Organic Queries

Sometimes it is a heavy burden that you, my dear readers look to me with such utter dependence for my thoughts on...well, everything of gravitas in the whole wide world.  I take this responsibility very seriously, which causes me to lie awake into the wee hours pondering questions such as these:

Can I advertise my blog thoughts as "organic"

 if they originate in a brain fueled almost entirely by refined sugar?

If the Duggars all took turns calling out "good night" to each other 

 like the Waltons...

would anyone get any sleep?

If you top your pizza

with enough celery...

will the calories cancel out to zero?

Do any of you

recognize your favorite babysitter?

The Devious Domestic Tip #2

 

 The Devious Domestic

 

Tip #2

No one will notice that you served 

frostbitten wieners

 that you chipped out of the ice 

in the bottom of your freezer

and defrosted on the grill...

if you present them wearing long red gloves with feathers.

Bon appetit!