Friday, January 28, 2011

Organic Queries

Sometimes it is a heavy burden that you, my dear readers look to me with such utter dependence for my thoughts on...well, everything of gravitas in the whole wide world.  I take this responsibility very seriously, which causes me to lie awake into the wee hours pondering questions such as these:


Can I advertise my blog thoughts as "organic"
 if they originate in a brain fueled almost entirely by refined sugar?









If the Duggars all took turns calling out "good night" to each other 
 like the Waltons...

would anyone get any sleep?



If you top your pizza
with enough celery...

will the calories cancel out to zero?





Do any of you
recognize your favorite babysitter?
















10 comments:

Julz said...

Where ever on this good green earth do you find the worlds most hysterical pictures?? I laugh so hard at them I think I might go into labor!!

MT said...

Yes, I recognize that babysitter. That is why I need therapy today. ;)

Sue said...

I'm pretty sure that celery thing works...

;)

Holly said...

Who else could we possibly go to but you for the answers? It's your cross to bear and we love you for it.

Su said...

Any post with the Waltons in is is bound to be a good one, I always say. (I totally drool over the actor who played Jason, even though he's more than old enough to be my father.) Perhaps the Duggers say "good night" in shifts?

Cindy said...

It is a tough burden to carry but thank goodness that you do. I always know where to go for an awesome post and a morning giggle. I am glad to have met you, even if only by blogging.

Melynda said...

Didn't Mrs. Dugger have to get a replacement uterus? Anyway, I come here for the truth and love the fact that your organic brain function perfectly and properly on sugar. It gives me hope I will be smarter one day, thank you.

Melynda said...

You are a stylish blogger! Stop by to see. Enjoy your day.

Pondside said...

We only do certified organic here, so it's good to see that you're the real thing.

karen said...

YIKES...