Sometimes it pays to leave my earbuds out at the gym.
This is NOT ME but thanks for asking. Image found here
While flailing away on the elliptorturtical machine I heard two conversations that illustrate the ancient tale of how men are different from women.
T-shirted Woman: Oh hiiiiii Jaynie. I haven't seen you forever. (Voice rises high in admiration) You are just wasting away!
Spandexed Woman: Oh I am not. You are!
T-shirted Woman: You are such a liar
Both Women: (Mutually satisfied giggles)
Young Hairy Man: (Cheerfully) Hey! What's up you stupid piece of crap?
Muscled Tank Top Man: Hey, not much. Looks like you are still as ugly as ever.
Both Men: (Fist bump, smiles all around, subconscious flexing)
I'm so glad I'm a girl.