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Showing posts with label questions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label questions. Show all posts

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Pondering

I’ve been wondering about a few things lately. Like…


If you have super strong muscles, could your bladder really explode?


Is Maria Shriver starting to look like Skeletor because of the strain of being married to Arnold Schwarzenegger?










 
Which would you rather have, 
swine flu or gopher flu?



 
 

If there is Wii bowling in heaven, do you think 
Mother Teresa can beat Gandhi?







What is so great about whiskers on kittens 
and warm woolen mittens?



If Lindsay Lohan had grown up in a little house on the prairie, could Ma and Pa have whipped her into shape?



 

Do you think the Discovery Channel 
will ever have toad week?







Do you think Willy Wonka is bulimic?






If you were a finalist in the National Spelling Bee, 
would you rather get diarrhea or misspell it?


Just wondering.