Sunday, October 18, 2009

Pondering

I’ve been wondering about a few things lately. Like…


If you have super strong muscles, could your bladder really explode?


Is Maria Shriver starting to look like Skeletor because of the strain of being married to Arnold Schwarzenegger?










 
Which would you rather have, 
swine flu or gopher flu?



 
 

If there is Wii bowling in heaven, do you think 
Mother Teresa can beat Gandhi?







What is so great about whiskers on kittens 
and warm woolen mittens?



If Lindsay Lohan had grown up in a little house on the prairie, could Ma and Pa have whipped her into shape?



 

Do you think the Discovery Channel 
will ever have toad week?







Do you think Willy Wonka is bulimic?






If you were a finalist in the National Spelling Bee, 
would you rather get diarrhea or misspell it?


Just wondering.

5 comments:

Kim Call said...
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Laurie Milliron said...

Thank you for the laugh!!! The sad thing is that I would probably misspell diarrhea and get it:)

Merrilee said...

I'm going to start calling you the Queen of Random. The way your mind works scares me sometimes.

Laraine Eddington said...

Look deeper Only the seeker will find the symbolism and hidden patterns hidden within each post. Or...maybe I will claim the Queenship of random. Sounds like a nice gig.

Sam and Melissa said...

This was my favorite post yet. Thanks for the laughs.