Prephotoshop America.

I have a horrified fascination with the blog called sexy people (which ordinarily would not even make it past my super industrial-strength internet garbage filter).  They are posted by people with great self confidence. 

I would like to share some nuggets from this goldmine, along with my own intuitive captions.

(left to right: Puff, Thor and Nancy)

"Guess who is in charge at our house?"

 

 


"Cub Scouts...








                 made me the man I am today."

"We could have gone to prom naked 

and no one would have noticed."

"So sad I didn't make it into 

"Lord of the Rings."

"Our parents should be severely punished."

 

"Ditto."

 

"...and this class, is what is wrong with Communism."

 

"I am the guy who calls you during dinner selling carpet cleaning."

 

"You should have seen me before Rogaine."

"Darling, doesn't my helmet look natural?"

"Leonard Jr., it is time for you to move out of the basement and 
get a job."

"I wear a cross to protect me from myself."