That's No Lady

I don't like to judge people.  Okay I do like to judge people but I try to keep it to myself or disguise it in a kindly form such as...

He has more hair in his nose than he does on his head...bless his heart!

Adding, "bless his/her heart" to anything tends to soften the blow of the judgmental hammer.

That said, today I would like to judge

 her

Because somebody needs to do it.

WHEREAS: The female known as "Lady GaGa"

• Is polluting the world's culture at a rate of 100,000 carbon tons per day
• Has turned vulnerable girls into prepubescent tartlets
• Initiates the gag reflex, causing wide spread bulimia
• Is paving her own path to hell with swarovski crystals

IT IS MY JUDGMENT THAT:

• She no longer be known as "Lady"  
• She gets a real job harvesting green beans or doing laundry
• She abide by a total media ban for the rest of her natural life.