He has more hair in his nose than he does on his head...bless his heart!
Adding, "bless his/her heart" to anything tends to soften the blow of the judgmental hammer.
That said, today I would like to judge
Because somebody needs to do it.
WHEREAS: The female known as "Lady GaGa"
- Is polluting the world's culture at a rate of 100,000 carbon tons per day
- Has turned vulnerable girls into prepubescent tartlets
- Initiates the gag reflex, causing wide spread bulimia
- Is paving her own path to hell with swarovski crystals
- She no longer be known as "Lady"
- She gets a real job harvesting green beans or doing laundry
- She abide by a total media ban for the rest of her natural life.