He has more hair in his nose than he does on his head...bless his heart!
Adding, "bless his/her heart" to anything tends to soften the blow of the judgmental hammer.
That said, today I would like to judge
her
Because somebody needs to do it.
WHEREAS: The female known as "Lady GaGa"
- Is polluting the world's culture at a rate of 100,000 carbon tons per day
- Has turned vulnerable girls into prepubescent tartlets
- Initiates the gag reflex, causing wide spread bulimia
- Is paving her own path to hell with swarovski crystals
- She no longer be known as "Lady"
- She gets a real job harvesting green beans or doing laundry
- She abide by a total media ban for the rest of her natural life.
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:::gavel pounding:::
So ruled.
;)
I'm pretty sure she'd be stoned in ancient times...I don't know where she got the idea that she was a lady.
so....you don't like her?
What is with her? Road to hell has been widened since her introduction to society.
Ok, that is funny.
I thought you were gonna out her, 'cause I think she's actually a man in disguise. But, that's just me.
But i must admit, she does have some rather catchy and fun tunes. Too bad she's such a freakshow.
Totally agree. She's freaky! Have you seen the picture of her wearing a big silver lobster on hear head?
I, personally, take offense to this post. I have been posting comments under the psuedoname, "Incognito". But after this mocking slam against me, I will reveal my identity...I am Lady Gaga. I have been a big fan of yours Larainy Days but...no more. (Although, I will continue to browse your blog for fashion tips from the "Domestic Diva." Those red feathered gloves were the inspiration for my Blood-Lace-Head-Crown-Hat-Mask awards show getup.)
Ironically, yesterday, I overheard my eight year old daughter ask my husband if Lady Gaga was a man or a woman.
Before he could really answer, she said: "Nevermind. I know he's just a really weird man."
:0
Dear Incognito (alias Lady Ga ga),
Wow, that is definitely not the closet I thought you were going to come out of!
We say that.."bless her heart" or "bless his little pea picking soul"
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