Super Bowl Tangle

 Now Larainy admits that she is not the most knowledgeable football fan, 

but she was totally unaware that the NFL had merged with the Hair Club for Men

 Sadly, the white guys need some affirmative action in the hair department

 White guys need to stick to what they do best

Awesome Hats

What not to do at a Super Bowl Party

• Don’t sing along with the national anthem in your Bee Gee voice

 • When someone asks you who you are for, don’t say “Team Edward”


• Don’t mute the commercials so you can tell everyone about your hernia operation


 

• Don’t clip your toenails and put them in a little pile next to the guacamole








• If you are hosting, don’t make everyone chip in for your utility bill



• If you’re a guest, don’t tie up the facilities by taking a bubble bath during half time.


• When a sensational play is made, don’t launch into long story about your Pop Warner glory days

• Quit expressing admiration for Usama Young's hair extensions. We’re supposed to think they are natural.







 



• Don’t talk about the dream you had last night about John Madden—that is not what the fantasy football league is all about







• Don’t let your potbelly pig snuggle with your guests

• Don’t do a play by play in Howard Cosell’s voice—no one liked that voice when he was alive.






• Don’t show your ignorance by asking if Peyton Manning was named for New Orleans Saints Coach Sean Payton. 

 He is named Peyton because they pay-him-a-ton. Duh!