At a dining table somewhere near San Jose Mine, Chile
sits a recently rescued miner and his wife
Miner: Oh sweetie, this is delicious, I have been dreaming of eating your cooking for the past 69 days.
Wife: Well enjoy it because I'm going to the mall.
Miner: What? I just got home.
Wife: Exactly. While you were laying around with your buddies playing cards I've been trapped in the house with our screaming kids.
Miner: But I was in the dark with nothing to do!
Wife: That sounds like heaven.
Miner: But I was under extreme psychological pressure from being with 32 other miners 24 hours a day and they all smelled bad.
Wife: Did you have to change their diapers?
Miner: Well no, but...
Wife: Did you have to watch Barbie: Mermaidia 114 times?
Miner: Well no, but...
Wife: Did you have to extract a lego out of a nostril with your sharpened fingernail?
Miner: But I lost ten pounds!
Wife: With a withering glare Well, I gained twenty because you know how I eat when I'm worried.
Miner: But aren't you excited? You're married to a big celebrity now.
Wife: I'll believe that when Antonio Banderas plays you in the movie.
See ya!