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Showing posts with label weight watchers. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Scandalicious

Dutchess of York Sarah Ferguson offers access to old Weight Watcher recipes for cash on video


By Rhoda Peters
Monday, May 24, 2010




A London tabloid disclosed video footage Sunday of Sarah Ferguson, former spokesman for Weight Watchers, telling an undercover reporter that she would arrange access to valuable antique weight watcher recipes, in return for substantial payments. 






The Duchess of York did not dispute the authenticity of the tape, in which she appears to ask for a down payment of $40,000 in cash, followed by 500,000 pounds (about $724,000), which she says would "open doors to food more delicious than you could ever dream of.










She said in a statement: "I very deeply regret the situation and the embarrassment it has caused. However, it has been hard for me to sit by and watch while the Weight Watchers Organization selfishly hoards these brilliant recipes."






 



"While I firmly believe that everyone should be able to partake of murky blue-green liquids such as the one in this Mexican dish, that is no excuse for a serious lapse in judgment."






 The newspaper, owned by Rupert Murdoch, said that Weight Watcher management knew nothing about the alleged scheme, and Ferguson says on the tape that “…those starving old biddies wanted to keep delicious creations such as 'Inspiration Soup" secreted away in dusty old file boxes forever.”  












News of the World had reporter Mazher Mahmood pose as a wealthy businessman seeking help for his rapidly expanding waistline in a conversation recorded Tuesday in a London apartment. Mahmood's Fleet Street nickname is the "Fat Sheik." 





As for the ethics of a journalist impersonating a businessman, Nixson said that there was "a legitimate public interest in delectable low calorie dishes such as 'Fluffy Mackerel Pudding' " and that this is "common practice" in the United Kingdom.

Buckingham Palace had no comment but has requested all the recipes.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Somebody's Weight Watching You

Yes, I have been to Weight Watchers.  I have gone to meetings wearing clothes made of gauze and taken off my shoes to meet my goals.  Brothers and sisters, I have counted points.  Hallelujah.  

In honor of those who have ridden on the W.W. Wagon, or the Jenny Craig Bus, or the Cow Urine Express, I have composed the following motivational song to get you through the holidays.  I have also researched and found some delicious old Weight Watchers recipes that are sure to delight.










 







You and your guests are surely going to be snapping up your mackerel! 




         No one can pass 
         up a fishball!




Have Yourself a Low-Fat Little Christmas
(to be sung to the tune of a song with a similar name)
By Laraine F. Eddington


Have yourself a low-fat little Christmas
Let your treats be light
More whipped cream
Will only make your pants too tight


Have yourself a skimpy kind of Christmas
Starve yourself this year
Gaining weight does not
Equate to Christmas cheer


Have yourself a low-fat little Christmas
Did you know that over night
Fudge turns into
Something known as cell-u-lite?


CHORUS:
When you are at the grocery store
In the pastry aisle… again
Roll on by
Those evil jelly rolls
Or you never will be thin.


Through the years
We’ll all count points together
And if we pay our dues
We’ll look e-ma-ci-ated
E-ter-nal-ly!
So have yourself
A Christmas totally fat-free.



 



Nothing says love like
frozen brown liquid







 

Salmon jello...sculpted with your own salmonella-free hands
 

Can be made with beets,  leftover cabbage or strips of raw liver




Ahhhhh, nothing quenches like a long cool glass of beef bouillon.



If you can wind a hotdog around a pineapple
you are ready for Iron Chef


 

Only real hunger would inspire you to eat this bowl of scariness.

 
 

Straight out of a slasher movie




This children, is your brain on drugs...with dipping sauce!


The secret to Weight Watchers Success...The recipes!