In honor of those who have ridden on the W.W. Wagon, or the Jenny Craig Bus, or the Cow Urine Express, I have composed the following motivational song to get you through the holidays. I have also researched and found some delicious old Weight Watchers recipes that are sure to delight.
You and your guests are surely going to be snapping up your mackerel!
No one can pass
up a fishball!
Have Yourself a Low-Fat Little Christmas
(to be sung to the tune of a song with a similar name)
By Laraine F. Eddington
Have yourself a low-fat little Christmas
(to be sung to the tune of a song with a similar name)
By Laraine F. Eddington
Have yourself a low-fat little Christmas
Let your treats be light
More whipped cream
Will only make your pants too tight
Have yourself a skimpy kind of Christmas
Starve yourself this year
Gaining weight does not
Equate to Christmas cheer
Have yourself a low-fat little Christmas
Did you know that over night
Fudge turns into
Something known as cell-u-lite?
CHORUS:
When you are at the grocery store
In the pastry aisle… again
Roll on by
Those evil jelly rolls
Or you never will be thin.
Through the years
We’ll all count points together
And if we pay our dues
We’ll look e-ma-ci-ated
E-ter-nal-ly!
So have yourself
A Christmas totally fat-free.
Nothing says love like
frozen brown liquid
Salmon jello...sculpted with your own salmonella-free hands
Can be made with beets, leftover cabbage or strips of raw liver
Ahhhhh, nothing quenches like a long cool glass of beef bouillon.
Straight out of a slasher movie
If you can wind a hotdog around a pineapple
you are ready for Iron Chef
Only real hunger would inspire you to eat this bowl of scariness.
Straight out of a slasher movie
This children, is your brain on drugs...with dipping sauce!
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8 comments:
I'm dying. I need to get some of these recipes for my blog!
I just lost 15lbs looking at those.
ps I never knew what a convenience fish was until now.
EWWWWW..... that about sums it up!! Loved your Christmas card, by the way. :)
I will never look at food the same way again. I absolutely loved your song.
That song is hilarious. I am doing Weight Watchers right now and sometimes I feel like I am eating fish balls.
Fish Balls. I have lost my appetite for the next 48 hours, or until I see a chocolate truffle...
Yeah, the fish balls are definitely helping in the quest for holiday appetite supression. If I actually made some and smelled them, it might cure me for life.
I am....MORTIFIED....thankyou Lord for UNPROCESSED and UNPLAYED with food that we can still eat healthy with!-lol!
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