Monday, December 14, 2009

Bacteria: Your Bosom Buddy

I have always been a lover of fine dairy products, as evidenced by this secret photograph taken in my fridge two minutes ago.

You have probably noted a couple things:

You:  That is an extremely old fridge.   Does it have a chunk of ice and a drip pan?

Me:  No, but thanks for asking.
You:  Wooo baby, that's one big pack a' yogurt

Me:  Okay, that is about enough out of you.  Close the frig now, do you think I am made of money?

I have also been extremely opposed to cancer of the bosom, or as some of you less refined types like to phrase it, "breast cancer".

So, when you combine my passion for yogurt and my hatred of crazy invasive cells of the female love pillows; you can imagine how glad I am to buy Yoplait yogurt, since the Yoplait company shares both my passion and my hatred.

But I have to admit, I am very relieved that they have a new campaign featuring this

 Save lids to save lives

Because I never did feel right about

Let's lick breast cancer



Rachael Jill said...

crazy invasive cells of the female love pillows

Damon has a favorite phrase:

Everyone needs a bosom for a pillow.

Unfortunately, he married me, the boob-less wonder.

Lets lick breast cancer.

I could go on and on...

This is deff one of your best.

incognito said...

How about lick lids to save lives. I always love to lick my yogurt lid.

Mike and Kari said...

Oh my goodness, why didn't I find your blog sooner? This is Kari - the former Waldie - Gaddie :) I'm laughing so hard right now my eyes are tearing up! Thanks, I needed this!