1. That all the children in the world will live in a peaceful world where they have their very own Snuggie.
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2. That all the preteenagers of the world will produce personal gardens with edible chia pet hair and feed their families.
3. That all the teenagers of the world will each eat one fruitcake which will wipe out fruitcakes and hostile gift-giving in one generation.
4. That those precious moments children will finally grow into their excessively large heads.
5. And finally, selfishly, for myself I wish
to spend Christmas day in a snuggie
drinking egg nog
and turning Christmas tree lights on and off with the clapper.