The Smell of Disney

Stumped for a last minute gift? 

Be the first on your block to order 
the new Disney line of exquisite parfums 
for the Lord or Lady in your life.

For the Lady

"Supercalifragisexyexpealisexy" 

by Mary Poppins

 

A little touch on a gentle wrist wafts 

a conservative yet saucy smell 

that will drive bankers wild

"Sea Splash"

by The Little Mermaid

Who needs legs when you smell like pearls and kelp?

"Provincial"

by Belle 

Will bring out the beast in your man
Grrrrrr!

"Odours eau de Wind"

by Pocohontas

Environmentally sensitive fragrance 

that will deplete your man’s erogenozone

"Narcoleptic"

by Sleeping Beauty

With a fragrance blendation
of fresh baked birthday cake and roses
No one will be sleeping!

"Tramp"

by Lady

Caution:

 This perfume is restricted 

to those with a minimum of
three tattoos
and one body piercing.

"Poison Apple"

by Snow White 

 

For the wicked witch in all of us

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"Ancestor"

by Mulan

Personalized with just a pinch 

of the cremains of your long dead ancestors, 

so you can carry their smellmory with you for dynasties.

And for the Gentleman

"Primal"
by Mowgli 

 You will be the Bear, You will be her necessity    

"Eternal"

by Peter Pan

For the man who refuses to settle down

"Instinct"

by Tarzan

Your woman will swing through the trees 
to sniff your manly smell.

"Metamorphosis"

by Pinocchio

Change is good

"Quiver"

by Robin Hood

She’ll quiver and shiver whenever 
she catches a whiff of you

"Arabian Nights"

by Aladdin

 You won't need a magic carpet when you 
let the Genie out of this bottle of perfume!