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As expected, Osama Bin Laden's walled compound has yielded a treasure trove of information. After a cursory initial assessment the following items have been discovered:
- Although there was no television signal, Osama owned pirated Arabic dubbed DVDs of every episode of "Sister Wives"
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- Bin Laden preferred "Pert" for conditioning his beard: 27 bottles on hand
- In spite of his well known anti Western bias, all beds in compound fitted with 400 count Martha Stewart designed sheets
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- A closet full of disguises including black hat, sunglasses and Z Z Top t- shirts
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- Well thumbed copy of George W. Bush's book "Decision Points" with Arabic commentary scrawled in angry red sharpie throughout. (Commentary still in translation)
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And we haven't even started on the basement!
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