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Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Osama's Stuff

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As expected, Osama Bin Laden's walled compound has yielded a treasure trove of information.  After a cursory initial assessment the following items have been discovered:


  • Although there was no television signal, Osama  owned pirated Arabic dubbed DVDs of every episode of "Sister Wives" 






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  • Bin Laden preferred "Pert" for conditioning his beard: 27 bottles on hand












  • In spite of his well known anti Western bias, all beds in compound fitted with 400 count Martha Stewart designed sheets




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  • A closet full of disguises including black hat, sunglasses and Z Z Top t- shirts






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  •  Well thumbed copy of George W. Bush's book "Decision Points" with  Arabic commentary scrawled in angry red sharpie throughout. (Commentary still in translation)





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And we haven't even started on the basement!