Pick a Winner

You have to admit, Oscar season is fun.  Watching rich, powerful, stylish celebrities engage in the sort of popularity contest we escaped after high school graduation is gratifying, bringing back memories of the time you saw "Carabella", the most popular mean girl in the history of the earth walk around with an undetected booger in her nose during an entire lunch hour.   Ahhhh, good times, good times.  

Now don't you worry your pretty little noggin if you haven't seen all the nominees for best picture.  That is why you come to Larainy Days isn't it?  To be educated in all the finer things. Here is a tutorial that will have you up to speed in no time.

The Social Network

The story of a mean geek turning into a rich freak

Forget everything your mother ever taught you 

about drinking your own urine and pocket knife safety

 The tale of a brave girl shooting squirrels for dinner 

who gives her worthless meth dealing dad a hand

 Watching Inception will screw with your perception 

leaving you with misconceptions 

unless you are an exception

 Rooster Cogburn babysits, drinks and kills

bad guys with one eye tied behind his back

The frightening fake baby will haunt your dreams forever

Punching, sweat, and loose teeth; it's kindergarten all over again.

A tender tale of raising goats in the suburbs

You're not the only one who hates public speaking

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